charaverse:

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: B R E A K I N G  N E W S the mongols have invaded china. “w e ‘ v e  i n v a d e d  c h i n a” said the mongols. “p l e a s e  r e s p e c t  u s  o r  e l s e  w e  m i g h t  i n v a d e  y o u  a s  w e l l” *swords unsheathing* okay said japan. so the mongols came over, ready for war. and diedinatornado (actually a typhoon). but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then diedinatornado (actually a typhoon). then the emperor overthrows the shogunate then the shogunate overthrows him back and moves to kyoto and makes a ~new shogunate~. and the emperor can still dress like an “”emperor””” if he wants. that’s fine.

psychic: what the fuck