marching band

band director: (after 50000000000 reps) let’s do a run through!
clarinets: fml
trumpets: let’s do it!!
low brass: fuck all this shit
mellophones: do we have to go to that high C
flutes: MY FUCKING AMRS
saxophones: i chipped my reed three reps ago
color guard: FUCK THIS. FUCK THAT. FUCK ALL Y’ALL.