madridista-again:

Steven Universe – Room for Ruby (full episode)

Here’s today’s new SU episode in HD!

Download link here.

I post SU episodes every week. Enjoy!

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professorspork:

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

teamnowalls:

nesija:

ouijubell:

hoeism-intervention:

milpool-thrillhouse:

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off – see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

cookienun:

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

guide to telling when your nail polish is dry

wingdingle:

step 1. It Is Not

dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries 🙂

baby boomer:

do-you-have-a-flag:

incrediblyinterested:

yanderechild:

2 types of friendship

or

@polarizedsam @her0isms

the important 3rd kind