*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

Oh. My. God.

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

cringe-attacks:

softhie:

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTAN

!!!!!!

athenakeene:

‘but how are my kids supposed to sing along to moana if it’s in another language?’ the same way i sang along to lion king brenda tell your bitch ass kids to up their fucking game

yehudisha:

gigantic mood: girls are hot

simple ways to feel better about your appearance

studenting:

– shower everyday
– wash your face + brush your teeth twice a day
– find a face wash + a face moisturizer that suits your skin
– floss in the morning + at night
– put lotion on daily
– spritz your favorite perfume
– deodorant!!
– shave regularly (if you so choose) w/ a nice razor
– use a body scrub once a week
– scrub/exfoliate your feet + moisturize them
– keep your nails trimmed
– keep your eyebrows under control
– keep your hair clean
– keep your hands + lips moisturized
– wear your retainers if you’ve been slacking
– drink lots of water
– eat better
– get 8 hours of sleep
– exercise regularly
– buy cute clothes that look flattering
– wear make-up if you like it
– look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you’re beautiful until you believe it

Code Words For “Gay” In Classic Films

copperbadge:

sorrynotsorrybi:

hybridic:

hubblegleeflower:

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

@dayglopirate relevant to your interests

Here’s the list:

Curious

Extraordinary

Eccentric

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

Inconsistent

A sunset lover

Smooth elbows

A man with specific mannerisms

Sleeps diagonally

A perplexment

Rides the carousel

An evening botanist

Classically athletic

Fraternally-minded

Wears a light wristwatch

Gives a careful handshake

Gives too much change for a dollar

A fluent swimmer

A keen-eyed birdwatcher

Fond of his mother

Elegant

Built on an uncertain foundation

Fluttersome

A real jackdaw

Avowed bachelor

A gentleman of the piers

Born with the caul

Limber

An aesthete

In the way of uncles

He throws a party with an open guest list

Son of the moon

A boy from Eton

Always rings twice

Has a silk bathrobe

Not quite up-to-code

He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus

Stays ahead of the game

A skillful mountain climber

Salutes another flag

An upside-down chimney-sweep

tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”

Years ago I once mentioned to a coworker at a theatre where I was interning that my boss was bi (he was out, I wasn’t doing anything I shouldn’t) and she said “Oh! He sometimes shops at the other market!”

I almost fell over laughing at the expression, and I reported the conversation to my mum later. She picked it up and would joke about it for like, YEARS after. It became a running joke in our family, the expression “He shops at the other market.”

This ended up being REALLY funny about five years later when we were trying to find a grocery store on a family road trip and ended up buying what we needed from a grocery store with a big sign out front reading BI-MART. We pulled into the parking lot and I leaned over to my mother and said, “This is the other market he shops at.”

Code Words For “Gay” In Classic Films