cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

1ntrstllr:

best-text-posts:

bepeu:

things to take
* a nap
* it easy
* care

* me out

*on me
*me on

ultrabirb:

This is a guide to bird classification:

• Barb: an intimidating bird

• Berb: a fast, thin bird

• Birb: applies to any bird

• Borb: a fat and/or adorable bird

• Burb: a bird that is diminutive in size

• Byrb: a mysterious bird

Thank you for reading! Now you will be able to properly classify any birds you find in the wild!

just-shower-thoughts:

Trees reproduce through anonymous group sex.

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

tenderlock:

how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?

setheverman:

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page