me writing my posts
I feel like I just accidentally took a glimpse at the world in the year 7017
my sims in the lab
Author: violet26rose
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

if you’re having a bad day… here’s a smiling alpaca
when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat
broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)
WOKE: rating people by song
babe ur so africa by toto
new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody
When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it
if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk
I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump



