nihilistic-void:

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

teenagerposts:

if you’re having a bad day… here’s a smiling alpaca

incomparablyme:

when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness

everyonesmadhere1556:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

marisatomay:

garashirs:

garashirs:

broke: rating people by number (like: “shes a 10”)

WOKE: rating people by song

babe ur so africa by toto

new ask meme lmk what song u think I embody

adeieine:

underhuntressmoon:

pvrisbrian:

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump