agirlnameded:

• grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs
• mutual unrequited pining
• character A falls fast and hard for character B
• character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck
• cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd
• The Power of Friendship ™
• flat “what” reactions
• sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts
• villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle
• characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship
• characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond
• “I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

websurfer1994:

someone: *sends kinda short replies*
me: that’s it. the friendship is over. they hate me. we can never speak again. the end is here

australiansanta:

until we yeet again…

Me when @corndoesntrap leaves for drum corps.

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods
greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

safelov:

if u ever called me pretty I lov you. ur pretty too

ri-toast:

It really freaks me out that people think body hair is unsanitary. Like y’all are just so brainwashed if you believe that body hair is perfectly normal and fine on men, but on women its suddenly dirty? Use your critical thinking skills for a few damn seconds, I’m begging you.

definitelyqueerrpgideas:

mindfulwrath:

I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals.
Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own.
Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

This is a very succint way of explaining a long post from a few months ago. It is also kind of how it was originally written, and is what I use. No more “Is he chaotic neutral or chaotic evil” questions.

It also makes Evil a playable alignment