what-is-this-i-dont-even:

presidentjoey:

I was running the cashier and drinks at the restaurant i work at and this mid/older 50′s looking guy walks up and orders a tecate 

since tecate is a mexican beer, I offered him a lime 

if you aren’t familiar with mexican beers or being mexican in general, limes go in that shit, they go in everything, fight me on this

and he says to me in a laughing way 

“No thanks, limes are for girls”

?????????????????????

Haha citrus?

Citrus is for women

Real men have scurvy 

ima-fuckingt4ble:

salty-blue-mage:

paper-storm:

paper-storm:

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

An old person on facebook said that young people are entitled because they want to go to university and have internet and thats why they can’t afford to buy a house

how do old people live? what kind of dreamworld do they live in?

billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

beyonslayed:

Y’all have parents y’all can run to for advice and comfort? LMAOOOOOOOOOO

trom-bon-bon:

lunatiides:

I’m so into those sporty girls who wear nothing but athletic wear and sweats and either have their hair messily down or messily thrown in a bun and always have this chill vibe to them

closet-keys:

reblog if you agree

babyjay2:

bisappho:

I may be exhausted and broke but at least I’m gay

Never related to anything else more