Me going through with an impulsive thought
This is a requirement for getting a geology degree
the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian…
hephaestus quivers before him
Author: violet26rose

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-
Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-
Frozen is the first movie with magic-
Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-
Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-
Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-
Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-
Frozen is the first-
textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life
me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure
“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”
Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone












