pdothamman:

smatter:

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

when she succ you in the bus

childishgamb0ner:

she a succubus

turing-tested:

mollycolliex:

turing-tested:

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

zelly-fangirl:

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

yoongsins:

GET YOU A SQUAD

arabwife:

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

calculatedmadness:

toxicreject1:

scarygoodfanfics:

milkozude:

i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

rosewillow82:

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs