You would not believe your toes

brienneofthrace:

These guys are much more than bros

you would not believe your shins

pearl-likes-pi:

if two mini lesbians

davidsaracino:

They call me Machu Picchu, the Peruvian Fortress. Strong and proud.

@netflix

You have to be vigilant about keeping your own fire alive.

Tift Merritt

(via wordsnquotes)

lonniiii:

whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give

4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

Some people are born with tornadoes in their lives, but constellations in their eyes. Other people are born with stars at their feet, but their souls are lost at sea.

Nikita Gill, Perspectives)

darling, spend less time explaining yourself, and spend more time swimming in your truth. your mind and energy is not for everyone.

iambrillyant (via wordsnquotes)

motherfuckingadore:

I mean