ldrgf:

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

squided:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

grumpy-radfem:

etodderz:

goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is

also:

visibilityofcolor:

visibilityofcolor:

Also, black panther was able to portray strong, dark black women without hypermascunalizing them so like, take note.

also, these women weren’t seen as mean, loud, annoying or any harmful stereotype that are usually applied to them. They were elegant, regal, and beautiful. They were respected and viewed with high esteem. So yay for that too. and again…take note.

trevenant:

thegestianpoet:

trevenant:

trevenant:

Council of gays. Assemble

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

motion passed council adjourned

ducksaysm00:

mmmmiilk:

There are 4 things I learned when I was 25:

You do not have to be affectionate all the time to care for someone, in fact, caring can also mean a couple of texts or silence for a few days while you both live your lives happily and separately.

People do not care for you less when they’re busy with their own lives. It’s your reaction to them being their own person – and your ability to make yourself happy – that determines how they feel about you.

Not everyone reciprocates to your actions the same way. If you want someone to acknowledge, be interested in, or treat you a certain way for your efforts, all you have to do is let them know. They will try their personal best to accommodate that within their personal spectrum of feelings.

No one owes you 100% of them, not even after 30 years, because someone having a percentage of themselves is what keeps them sane at the end of the day and that’s okay.

These things are so important to learn.

oxytocindolorosa:

thephotogfeminist:

burningbells:

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

itsagifnotagif:

There is only one FBI agent I want watching me