the jonas brothers paved the way for other boy bands. the jonas brothers got rid of the whole idea that choreographed dancing makes a boy band. they played REAL instruments. gave us hit after hit. when you look me in the eyes made every girl age 7-87 swoon. burnin up not only was a summer hit but also started the iconic niley/nelena love triangle. lovebug made every girl from age 7-87 swoon AGAIN. fly with me made us all nick stans for a month. they werent just musicians tho, they were ACTORS, PERFORMERS, and SONGWRITERS as well. gave us camp rock, camp rock 2, jonas, and jonas l.a. their 3D concer experience was a moment in time no one can recreate. nick doing a backhand spring during the instrumental break during Goodnight and Goodbye? bringing big rob out for his verse in burnin up? bringing out water guns and soaking the crowd? they knew how to put on a SHOW. not only did they write their own music from the START but also wrote on demi lovatos debut album. they were the biggest boy band of our generation and it is time for EVERYONE to recognize that.
Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly
This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.
Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome
Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want
You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing
Speaking of things I’ve never gotten over, when I was in elementary school, and we were learning the difference between ‘a’ and ‘an’ and when to use them, the teacher said ‘a’ was for before words that started with consonants and ‘an’ was before words that started with vowels.
So, I asked the teacher if we should go based on the letter, or the sound the letter makes, and when she asked what I meant, I said, “Like with acronyms and initialisms. Is it a FBI agent or an FBI agent? Or words like ‘hour’. Is it a hour because h is a consonant, or an hour because it makes an o sound?”
And not only did she never answer my honest question, she also accused me of pretending I didn’t understand the lesson just so I could show off that I knew the words “acronym” and “initialism” and didn’t let me to to recess for being a “disruptive show-off”.
Anyways, she works at the grocery store now and she’s always mean to me.
This makes me so mad. If kids are asking hard questions it’s because they are thinking critically and paying attention! I’m glad this person isn’t a teacher anymore they sucked