itsmurjana:

whatblackparadise:

fireable:

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

sirenfemme:

I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.

kittymkatt:

unfollovving:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

i-can-do-tricks:

revivalish:

mothmaam:

mothmaam:

the moon is proud of you

and so are the stars

and so is the sun 

the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too

sitting on furniture that’s meant to be sat on: alright
sitting on grass: good
sitting on the floor: Very Good
sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

lordhams:

goldensweetcheeks:

ellsworthej:

e-wifey:

thxrsdxy:

britteryikes:

lizzysarai:

effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

mf-johnson:

kumasenpai:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this